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Help me decide on what my next experiment should be. I'm liking the idea of the torture one at the moment but at the same time suspecting that it could be a tad mental. I want to do something drastic, more drastic than eating like a vegan for two weeks and far more drastic than learning to juggle, which is coming along nicely thanks to the handy hints from Creamboy.

Please vote.

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NWJR said…
I don't know anyone that can currently juggle while riding a unicycle.

That would be cool.
17/09/2007, 23:00
Anonymous said…
Pirate diet.
17/09/2007, 23:04
DS said…
I can't ride a unicycle! I have a terrible fear of it going up my arse and the pirate diet is a no. Not until next year.
17/09/2007, 23:08
Dahlia said…
I always thought it was extremely funny in the movie Fight Club where the two characters argue over who gets to attend the various group therapy sessions. That would be interesting for a writer, I would think.

The other thing I thought of was to ride the bus for many many hours observing the strange people...maybe talk to a few...and to write about it.
18/09/2007, 01:26
TimT said…
Eat nothing but beetroot for two months and see if it turns your skin purple.
18/09/2007, 11:17
ragingyoghurt said…
i like the pirate diet idea too! but if you want to torture your insides with something that tastes lovely, maybe you could do a two-week zumbo diet? a fornight of sugar and butterfat... mmm...
18/09/2007, 15:20
TimT said…
But where are you going to find all those pirates to cook?
18/09/2007, 15:32
Grizelda said…
hehe.. i like the beetroot idea! As i live with Dale i would find it highly amusing to find out all the different things to make with just beetroot!

then again... 2 months is a long time! 2 weeks of veganism was enough lol.
18/09/2007, 17:27
Anonymous said…
Eat vegan pirates.
I'll hold you to the pirate diet for next year. If we decide to do it too we'll take a week off work. And get our parents to mind the munchkin. That much rum will be interesting...
18/09/2007, 19:34
DS said…
Definitely no more food experiments for a little while.

You're on for next year's pirate diet challenge. A whole bunch of us should hire a beach house or something for the week. Will be very interesting.
18/09/2007, 19:56
DS said…
Chuck Palahniuk had a job driving people to meetings. This inspired a hell of a lot of fucked up story telling. Three cheers for Chuck.
18/09/2007, 20:45
DS said…
Um Ron, do you actually know any vegan pirates that I could eat? It seems unlikely.
18/09/2007, 23:15
Anonymous said…
Okay, you caught me out. I was just going to put a tricorn hat and an eyepatch on Creamboy...
19/09/2007, 23:04
DS said…
Now Ron, its not very sensible to eat the ship's doctor. We should catch a different vegan and eat them, one that can't sew pirates back together after swashbuckling incidents. Besides, he's also the rum fetching cabin boy.
19/09/2007, 23:09
Anonymous said…
I imagined him more as a powder monkey. Mainly because I like the sound of any occupation which consists of a noun followed by the word "monkey".
Btw, regarding the poll,
"Having a little go at being tortured using methods that do not cause actual bodily harm."
Didn't you do that for two weeks already?
19/09/2007, 23:21
Anonymous said…
I like the idea of Juggling, but on the proviso that you document it with video footage for all to enjoy. And that in the end when you know how you teach me.
20/09/2007, 09:49
DS said…
Rita, I am definitely learning to juggle and will definitely show you when I have mastered it. I have wanted to for years and when Creamboy said he could show me it was all serendipity, sorry about dropping your lemons though.
20/09/2007, 09:53
Gemnastics said…
put a profile up on rsvp for two weeks and say yes to everyone.
23/09/2007, 12:22
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