Psycho freak attack from the land of bad and nasty

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Is what happened when I told The Spatula that Gemma said that Tim Friedman was not a nice man. Paul Keating was mentioned, I still don't know why. I guess The Spatula has a long and enduring love for the man that wants to blow up the pokies. I don't think I'll be mentioning his name again because I'm sitting in my room reattaching my head with super glue.

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Gemnastics said…
oh no, my bad! this is a silly thing to warrant the mention of paul keating though. maybe the spatula's vagina needs antioxidants? anyway i'm sure he has merit to some people. he's just an awful man.
08/09/2007, 15:35
DS said…
No not your bad. It is a simple fact that you do not like him. It is neither bad nor good.
08/09/2007, 18:02
Anonymous said…
was this before or after i stopped by, coz if so, you did an excellent job with said glue. didn't notice any untoward tear marks or any of the usual gluey mess that happens when reattaching removed heads. ;-)
09/09/2007, 00:35
DS said…
Damo I don't believe that you came to my house today. No one came to the house today and besides I was out most of the day drinking shandies with Spencer and buying Hunter S Thompson books though stupidly not any groceries at all and now have no food.
09/09/2007, 00:56
Gemnastics said…
hehe, take that damo! with your wishful fantasies and elaborate untruths!
09/09/2007, 10:50
Anonymous said…
No, no wishful fantasies or elaborate untruths here gempires. I was talking about the 7th, when I believe this post was made. Friday, APEC public holiday, I stopped by about 5-5.30pm to see the Spatula to retrieve a dvd lent to the household. It was missing from the case. we believe that Grizelda may have had it with her. Dale answered the door to let me in. (hence my query about salutes) The Spatula made me a coffee with the jar that I bought to replace the many coffee's i had had there before. I felt bad for using so much of Grizelda's jar.
Dale was querying whether her can of dried wasabi peas would be okay to eat as they were 9 months out of date. They tasted okay, and Dale had to take herself away before she ate too many, as they were getting hot. THe Spatula did have too many.

I slouched on the lounge while Sylvia curled up on my belly for a pat. She moved onto Dale when I got up to check a web page that the Spatula wAS looking at.

Dale couldn't decide what to do for dinner, the Spatula wondered whether she could make Rupert soup without the special spicy sausage.

Dale retreated to her room, but later entered the Spatulas office in wonder as to why the internet had momentarily disappeared. The Spatula was fixing the modem as it was having a spaz!

I was later heading to my mums, then on to see a friend perform with his band at Canterbury. I left about 6.30ish

Very elaborate and detailed explanation I know, but no untruth's here. Pride myself on honesty and have a habit of living in a far too structured way to be bothered with entertaining a fantasy life as well.
12/09/2007, 20:53
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