Pass the medicated drinking foam

I don't feel too bad. I've been pottering a little, stepping over sailors on the floor and ignoring the one waiting in the hall for the bathroom, every lap of the house I have another glass of water. Everything will be just fine, peachy in fact, for sewing with mother.

Unless I am still drunk. How can I tell if I am still drunk? I couldn't make the stereo go a moment ago but it has no general mode of operation because we found it on the side of the road and so is not useful as a drunk indicator.

I have to drive all the way to my squalid sanctuary very soon, I should find some knickers.

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