Nightmare

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Nightmares continue unabated. Have just arrived in office after 10am. Am going to be murdered and fired, this is the third time this week. Urgently seeking someone to sit in my bed and hit me over head at first sign of nightmares. Person also responsible for waking me up in mornings. Must not be smelly or evil person.

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karen said…
ooh, i wonder if you could try hypnotherapy. If it doesn't get rid of your nightmares, at least it will provide an mildy entertaining story to drop at parties where all the guests acts disinterested.
14/09/2007, 15:02
Anonymous said…
Apparently eating chocolate or cheese before bed causes nightmares, are you doing either?

Rups
14/09/2007, 23:34
DS said…
Right will go and hypnotise some chocolate. This should work.
15/09/2007, 13:57
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