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I have listerine whitening in my left eye. Nobody talk to me about anything right now or I might just have a Field Attack.

The listerine somehow got in my eye while I was swooshing it around in my mouth and washing the conditioner out of my hair. I thought I was being very clever and multi-tasking but no, it turned out the badness of constant partial attention follows you into the shower.

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Gemnastics said…
what is a field attack?
30/08/2007, 22:11
DS said…
It is the worst kind of attack you can have. It is the all screaming all throwing all yelling tank shooting grenade exploding shrapnel having dive bombing attack that is really best done in a field.
30/08/2007, 22:15
Tara Tartly said…
aiii...listerine whitening the eye. and don't even ask me about constant partial attention-induced shaving field attacks in the shower.
31/08/2007, 13:36
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