?: So you basically live your life passionately for literature?
D: I deserve neither such praise nor such censure.
?: How have you been?
D: Fabulous, now fuck me.
?: Do you want a coffee?
D: Yes please.
?: Do you want a coffee?
D: Yes please.
Meanwhile back in the real world.
?: So you basically live your life passionately for literature?
D: Um, yep, I guess so.
?: How have you been?
D: There's a cake shaped like a typewriter. Do you like lawn bowls?
?: Do you want a coffee?
D: Do you think that I'm more likely to get married if I get a Dolly Parton wig? I could wear it on the train in the mornings.
?: Do you want a coffee?
D: I like triangular numbers despite it being an archaic concept. I think 27 is a triangular number, oh wait, its 28, no, um maybe 29, let me get a pen.
D: I deserve neither such praise nor such censure.
?: How have you been?
D: Fabulous, now fuck me.
?: Do you want a coffee?
D: Yes please.
?: Do you want a coffee?
D: Yes please.
Meanwhile back in the real world.
?: So you basically live your life passionately for literature?
D: Um, yep, I guess so.
?: How have you been?
D: There's a cake shaped like a typewriter. Do you like lawn bowls?
?: Do you want a coffee?
D: Do you think that I'm more likely to get married if I get a Dolly Parton wig? I could wear it on the train in the mornings.
?: Do you want a coffee?
D: I like triangular numbers despite it being an archaic concept. I think 27 is a triangular number, oh wait, its 28, no, um maybe 29, let me get a pen.
Comments
Just. Freaking. BRILLIANT.