I am trying to phone every man I know before midnight on Saturday. I am trying to talk to every man I know because at midnight on Saturday it will begin. The new phase, the new experiment. From midnight on Saturday I won't be able to talk to any man, for a month.
I am desperate to talk to all the men I know but none of them are answering, not one, so if you are a man that I know pick up the damn phone and call me. Now. Please.
I am desperate to talk to all the men I know but none of them are answering, not one, so if you are a man that I know pick up the damn phone and call me. Now. Please.
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Avi: Nope, you haven't missed a thing. I will post the explanation and the rules in a few days.
Don't call up a phone sex line! Because that is not real sex. It is bored woman paid to simulate sex. And the sex she is simulating is completely one-way, all about the man, and her pretending she wants whatever he wants. That's no fun. Good sex involves both people getting what they want. DOn't call up strangers because a) somebody's wife might think their husband is having an affair and b) you might accidentally call someone scary, and dangerous, someone with call ID (I have it on my landline) who might turn stalk-y. My advice (especially as you are presumably not going to be doing this during your man-free month, is to masturbate and imagine you are having perfect phone sex, so you get used to the idea, and you can figure out what you want. Also, you are a writer, yes? Can you write sex scenes? Cause talking is just writing said out loud. Maybe if you think of it like that it will be easier?